he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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