Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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