is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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