Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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