i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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