I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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