So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dick very happy bro
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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