dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she told me i tasted like america
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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