think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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