Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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