i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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