so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
