it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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