dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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