I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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