can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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