But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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