her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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