I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize