Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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