I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
