I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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