we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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