This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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