you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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