I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So apparently I’m into choking now
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