Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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