Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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