TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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