I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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