turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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