I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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