I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
