Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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