I'm gonna have a badass scar
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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