apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
