But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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