I want to have your abortion
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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