omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
