so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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