just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Boobs are out for the taking
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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