I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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