check it out our google latitudes are spooning
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
