69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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