I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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