Just fell off a train. Bad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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