white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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