Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm both gender and math confused
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