when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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