Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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