Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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