And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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