I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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